Someone sent this to me in an email today...it cracked me up, so I thought I would share it:
"The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d*cks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!"
